THE RAIDERS SUITE

Indy
A fearless person,
But afraid of snakes.
A blood thirsty type.
When it comes to snakes,
He runs to his mom.

Toht
A natural villan,
Mean & crul,
He was foolish enough,
to grab a red-hot madillion.
Boy is he dumb.

Belloq
An other perfect villian.
Tried to get Marion drunk,
While sitting on a trunk.
And drinking wine all day.

Marion
She drinks down whisky
like a vaccume cleaner.
She has a pretty mean punch.
It could knock out anybodies
dental work.

The Well of the Souls
A pit filled with aspes, one
of the deadliest snakes.
And Indy was complaining.
On his way down he got
aches & some flacks.
Good thing he had pancakes
for breakfast that morning.

THE STAR WARS TRILOGY (the good one)

Han Solo
Han, you're the captain of
the Millennium Falcon.
But who really cares!
You're also a Corellian
pirate.
And don't play very fair.

Darth Vader
He's a dark lord,
He used the force
for power.
The reason for the lightsaber
is:
because he's scared of the dark.

Luke Skywalker
Luke ol' Luke.
You may be brave,
You may be fierce,
You don't behave,
But you eat your jeres.

Chewbacca
Chewie you're a ball
of fur,
Packed nice & neat.
You talk in grunts &
growls.
What I want to
know is:
For 2000 year old
wookiee,
You get around
really fast

Answer: Rocket packed rocking
chair!

Princess Leia
She's a senator
Doupt it if she will
be a queen.
But you sure have
a big mouth for a
Princess
You probibly eat too much.

Yoda
You're a master of
the force.
You have big ears.
You shead no tears.
And made out of
cloth.

Boba Fett
A notorious bounty
hunter, Boba Fett
Captured Han Solo,
Froze him,
Sent him to:
Jabba the Hutt
Tatooinee, 44005
What a stinker.

R2-D2
R2 you're a shrimp,
Roll where ever you
please.
You also tease
But alwful smart
& claver

C-3PO
You talk alot,
Don't know when to stop.
You have a small mouth.
But alot comes out.

Lando
Lando are you freind or foe?
You turned in your best
Freind,
For the sake of your
city.
But helped to get him
back.
Freind!

Jabba the Hutt
He's the slithery type
Always laughing or
sloppering.
Never has a father.
If you want my opinion
he's a pig with out
and legs.

Emperor
He turned Luke's father
to the dark side.
Almost killed Luke.
But Vader threw
him in a pit.
When he got to the
bottom,
He threw a fit.

Wicket
"He's a little fuzzball."
That's what Han Said.
He fed the Rebels,
He also helped them.
He's a nice little
fuzzball.

Gangeoron Gaurd
He's fat & Puggy.
He doesn't wipe his
nose.
He sews his own
clothes.
He doesn't do much.
Just sorts of stuff.

Admril Ackbarm
He's in charge of all of
the space cruisers.
There usually cheep.
He has a giant fleet.
They come cheep.

BLADE RUNNER

Roy
You're strong & musclar
No wonder Deckard
was afraid.
But you made an
even trade

Deckard
He's the last Blade
Runner,
Quits in the summer.
Sleep in day,
Works at night,
Eats noodles,
And doodles.

Rachel
She's calm
Smokes her own
cigs
Eats with the
pigs
And fair at piano.

Pris
Great at gym.
I wonder what she eats.
When she got shot,
She sat on the pot.
Hickery, Dickery, Doc.

Gaff
Interupts at lunch,
Even at Brunch.
Uses a strange
language.
And skulpts out
of tin foil.