Part One: "Can't Be Myself" Can't Be Beaten
by Time Patalan

The first time was a pleasant surprise. The next time was chalked up as coincidence. But the third time convinced me: "Can't Be Myself" wins football games, decisively.

Exclusively used during time outs at Ohio State Buckeye home games, the Watershed hit song sparked a fire in the hearts of players, coaches, and fans while knocking off opponents one by one. Texas Tech, Kent State, Washington State, Indiana, San Jose State, Penn State, and Minnesota all received a whoopin' courtesy of "Can't Be Myself."

Don't get me wrong, The Bucks have a very talented crew, but they struggle on the road without Can't Be Myself radiating throughout the stadium.

What's so special about this song? Clocking in about two and a half minutes, Can't Be Myself has what other sports-adopted songs have: a hook, sing-a-long-itivity, and it sends the crowd into a frenzy.

But unlike "Wild Thing," "We Will Rock You," "Who Let The Dogs Out?" and any other established sports rock, "Can't Be Myself" also fires up the players and coaches. Looking down the barrel of an undefeated season, with one more home game left to play, it's important that the hearts of Ohio State players, coaches, and fans are beating in the same 4x4 time.

the saga continues...